Funniest My Little Pony Names

Drawn collage of many My Little Ponies, unicorns, pegusi, sea horses, and animal friends surrounding a rainbow

A sense of nostalgia swept over me the other day, and carried me up into my attic. I found all my childhood horse models, toys, books, and memory boxes, so I brought them down to have a look. Everything was surprisingly well-organized. Now having an adult perspective, I wanted to check out exactly what I have. Having been born in 1984, my largest collection is, unsurprisingly, My Little Ponies. I probably have over 50.

I went online to do a little research and found, what in my opinion are, some very, very peculiar and humorous names. Some are just silly sounding, while others are questionable double-entendres for sex, drugs, and fecal matter. Normally, one would recall My Little Ponies with names like Sparkler, Magic Star, Tropical Breeze, and Hushabye. However, there are quite a few ponies with strange names.

The funniest My Little Pony names:

  • Snuzzle
  • Trickles
  • Tiny Bubbles
  • Skippity Doo
  • Scrumptious
  • Whizzer
  • Tumbleweed
  • Tangles
  • Sniffles
  • Tattles
  • Doodles
  • Noodles
  • Nibbles
  • Quackers
  • Cloud Puff
  • Salty
  • Slugger
  • Steamer
  • Munchy (I will add here that Munchy has a very detailed symbol on her hip. Munchy is decorated with hot dogs on a seeded bun with green relish; hamburgers, also on a seeded bun with green lettuce;  green pickle chips topped with seeds; and french fries with ketchup.)
  • Twisty Tail
  • Woosie
  • Tossles
  • Sqeezer
  • Circle Dancer
  • Pretty Beat
  • Halfnote
  • Little Honey Pie
  • LIttle Whiskers
  • Pretty Puff
  • Pillow Talk
  • Nightcap
  • Baby Ribbs
  • Sticky
  • Sniffles
  • Puddles
  • Bunkie
  • Jabber
  • Buzzer
  • High Flyer
  • Foamy
  • Baby Graffiti
  • Baby Snippy
  • Seawinkle
  • Sand Digger (I’m sure this pony was retired after 9/11.)
  • Beach Ball
  • Sweet Suds
  • Player
  • Swinger
  • DJ


  • Baby Waddles
  • Wiggles
  • Squirmy
  • Shaggy
  • Dangles
  • Cranberry Muffins
  • Boysenberry Pie
  • Napper (Most of the baby ponies are denoted by having “Baby” before their names. Notice that this one doesn’t…or it would be Baby Napper!)
  • Yo-yo
  • Tootie Tails
  • Pina Colada

Additionally, there are some questionable styles of My Little Pony. There are Baby Fancy Pants Ponies that are printed wearing white panties with colorful designs on them.

Happy Tails Ponies are ponies you can hug and they could show you that they love you back by twirling their tails. Non-horse people: as a stallion ejaculates, he performs what is known as “flagging”, where he whips his tail around in such a motion.

Drink ‘n Wet Ponies do exactly that. They drink water from their bottles through open-mouthed faces featuring a round mouth hole, and, as you’ve probably guessed, the “water” comes out a hole under their tail. Supposedly these ponies came with diapers, but I have one and I’m sure I lost the diaper immediately after opening the package, so mine just peed everywhere.

Thank you to for all her great information about our favorite colorful ponies.